Wednesday, December 24, 2008

FIVE CHRISTMAS QUOTES

"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space". David Barry


"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall". Larry Wilde


"One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly". Andy Rooney


"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?" Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes


"There has been only one Christmas, the rest are anniversaries." WJ Cameron


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